Moose are big. Really big.
And they have ninja-like abilities.
After the corgis ate their breakfast I let them out. I opened the front door. I surveyed the yard and neighborhood to confirm there were no moose. It was still dark out however the ambient light from the porch and street light seemed ok. Corgis streamed past my legs, causing the moose I WAS STARING STRAIGHT AT to lift and bob its head (‘oh yeah, gonna stomp me some doggies’).
The cow was about 30′ away, just on the other side of our 4′ chain link fence. Bing having more sense kept his mouth shut and stopped about halfway out. Kate charged the moose (all 28 lbs of her) barking her head off. Shouting and hollering ensued. Bing came inside right away while Kate lingered to exchange insults with the moose.
Scott rattled the cookie jar and order was restored. Cow walked over to the neighbors house to hassle their dogs.
Ninja moose.